Each telegram is customized to your personal vision!
- I can convey love and devotion or I can prank someone for you.
- You give me the message and some insider information and I will give you a personalized little show.
- Telegrams come with song snippets, gifts and jokes all tailored for that special someone.
- Telegrams last about 5 minutes and I will pose for unlimited photos afterward.
- All dates must be paid, in full, in advance, before practice can begin on your message.
- Price in the Louisville Metro Area: $200
- Please inquire for out of town rates. I have a valid U.S. passport.
- I can do a custom character if you don’t see what you need on my site.
- I do not do any copyright-protected characters.
Ready to book? Contact me!
Marilyn (white) |
Marilyn (pink) |
Marilyn (cream) |
Euchrid the Hillbilly |
Nurse Feelbetter |
Proctologist |
Fruit Hat Lady |
Fat Lady |
Lady Gaga |
Blue Shepherdess |
Cheerleader |
Bellydancer |
Angel |
Reaper |
Leprechaun |
Cupid |
Red Elf |
Fun Elf |
Hussie |
Creepy Witch |
Happy Witch |
Jean Simmons |
![]() Vegas Showgirl – Blue |
Vegas Showgirl – Pink |
Cindi L |
Not your average Bag Lady |
![]() Fairy |
Hula Girl |
Gorilla |
![]() Easter Bunny |
![]() Purple Princess |
![]() Green Fairy |
![]() Blue Princess |
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